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Monday, April 12, 2010

Talking to some people...Questions?

On Rashan's Blog he had a post talking to ten people who didn't know he was talking to them.

I only have something to say to three.

1. To the man in the PG&E office while I was paying my  electric bill. Is that YOU smelling like that? EWWWWWWW Wash your azz! Or as Jameil said on 5. I should say wash your ASS! Why do I smell you as I walk by you. WHY! Again EWWWWWW. He did not look homeless and he was paying his bill too!

2.  To the man on the bike riding by the Taco Bell drive thru. Okay I'm in a car at the drive thru and you are on a bike. Not a new bike or a good bike. It's looks like it's pieced together from stolen parts. Why? I ask you why would I want to talk to you?
A. I would have to drive.
B. Are you picking me up on your bike????? Sorry to be so judgemental but Get The F outta here!

3. To the manager at the register at Popeyes. What do you mean this store does not honor the TV special.
I want the 9 piece chicken strips for & 7.99 Not 5 for 5.99 or 10 for 10.99 the ad said 9 for 7.99. I hate ya'll! You price gouger! And guess what I'm telling Mr. Popeye on you as soon as I get home.


Jameil said...

LOL! You are a hater! He wants you to help him upgrade!! LOLOLOL

GorgeousPuddin said...

@Jameil You ARE crazy!!!! LOL NO WAY!

Don said...

Hilarious. Good thing you didn't actually say those words to the man riding the bike. Lord knows.

Too funny @ Popeye's reference. It absolutely kills me when I arrive at a fast food chain only to be turned around when inquiring about a special I heard on TV or radio.

Straight Bull ish.

Note: Adina Howard is jammin'.

GorgeousPuddin said...

@Don I'm always nice to men, even when not interested. LOL! Ya'll have it hard enough out here! Yeah the chains need to cut it out! Thanks for the props on the music.

Adei von K said...

not hollerin on the bike! that's worse than the passenger seat "holler-er"!!

Ditto Jameil, you better pull a Beyonce and upgrade him! HAHAHAHA!

GorgeousPuddin said...

@ Adei first welcome :) second if you could see my face *side eye* at you and Jameil. There will be no upgrade for him!