1. Attack a teacher day campaign on FB story here REALLY!!!??? The kids??? SMH. These little heffas need to get got with like this youngster right here! I love the kids but some need an old school arse whoopin. For the record I would so fight a kid if they were about to attack me! #don't-try-me
2. What’s up with the random followers on Twitter? I don’t know these people why are they following me??? Umm I know they don’t know me, but I would not buy or drive a RV. My twitter is @Gorgeous_Puddin in case YOU want to follow me.
3.Saturday I watched a re-run of Inside the Actors studio with Dave Chappelle. It made me miss him more!! #comebackdave. I'm following him on Twitter he's still a nut!
4.Either I have a mild case of A.D.D or I spend way to much time getting snacks while I’m watching TV. Quite a few re-runs have scenes I’ve never seen! How is this possible???
5. All the dudes playing football with long hair hanging out the back of their helmets look like thugs and hillbillies playing each other. #get-a-haircut
6. Make-up makes me really happy. Especially lip-gloss!! *dances a little* I found some of my FAVORITE discontinued colors on EBay. Color me SIKED!!! *dances again*
7. Speaking of make-up, white eyeliner/shadow on black people is ghetto if not properly blended! Don’t just line your eyes with white eyeliner on your lash line, eyelid or below your brow. You look like a clown. Just thought I’d throw that in. #justsayin
8. I love watching oldish (90’s) movies and seeing stars in current films and realizing they’ve been acting awhile.
9. You know, calling people all these NEW terms is irking me. My stylist use to be my hairdresser and a relaxer was just a perm. #team-do-my-own-hair
10. Onetime I said the meanest, rudest thing to somebodies grandmother (she was in her 50's not 80's). Everybody in the family is... let’s say facially challenged, (unfortunate looking) ugly EVERYBODY!! One of the woman's son’s had a beautiful baby girl with a facially challenged woman. I mean an absolutely beautiful baby. One of the prettiest babies I may have ever seen. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??? I SAID “Wow she is gorgeous. I know you were surprised somebody made a pretty one.” Who says that??? To this day I’m still embarrassed when I think about it. #shame-on-me
11. I like the new Target commercials. Did you see the one for mouthwash?? The wife is doing a crossword puzzle and the husband walks up looks at the puzzle and say’s JO_JO_BA all extra breathy (J is a H sound) She frowns at his stinky breathe. #seen-and-heard
12. Clearly I'm late to the paarty but twit.ter is the ish to me. I'm all hashtag crazy #########.