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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

True Blood Tuesdays



Season 5 Episode 6
Hey Trubbies!

Yeah so right off the bat this whole Pam as master and Tara as slave thing… NO Ma’am!  "Yes’m Missy Pam" I hate this with everything HBO! And why are Tara’s teeth just not right in her mouth? She has the bootleg costume artist.

Alcide had better been okay!  Grrr! They made it seem like a vamp snatch at the conclusion of the last epi.  He is just.... whew fiiiiiiine!

Seems like the vamps can get wolves to do anything …Geez! Oh yea that’s right the wolves be feening for the V!

Okay … umm… the fire, smoke and killing black mist…. Nope, still not here for it.

Umm did you hear the Kang say they might as well be worshiping the Kardashian’s? LOL!

I thought Bill couldn’t glamour Sookie? Was she faking? Their scene was heart felt. He was letting her go…Awww.

Eric is a Dang fool for what he did to Alcide. Sookie, “Did you just recoil from me?” That Eric! HahahaHahahhahahahahahahaha!

Y’all see how “Candyman's” brother swooped in is that better Mo? and killed a whole bus full of people? I don’t like his lying azz self. But tell me this? Why is his skin two tones? HBO should have enough money to get that right. Right?

Lafayette’s MAMA y’all!!!!!!!!! That is ALL!!!!!!!!!! Ruby J is a FOOOOOOOOOOL!

Why is Arlene trying to act like Renee didn’t warn her about Terry??

The fairy line dance and another somebody trying to get at Jason’s goodies LOL! He must smell like sexy sexual sex!

Hoyt?

Did those backwoods country rednecks have on Obama masks? The nerve!

Did Stabler really just try to kill THE KANG with an app?? I can’t!! I know good gosh darn it that they did not bring Stabler to be kilt yeah… KILT in the 6th episode of True Blood WTH?? Sidebar: Did you see how fit he was tho? RIP Detective Stabler, you will be missed! again

So are we going to see this Lilith? Who knows the back-story on this?

That's all I got! Whatchall got????????????//

6 comments:

P.S. I love this... said...

GURL, Stabler had me all distracted during the his scenes that I had to watch the whole episode twice! *fans self*

The KANG is back!! YAY!!

"Jesus loves the faggots" *DEAD*

Terry's storyline is getting on my nerves. Move ON please!!

Yes, why is the Candyman's brother, skin two toned? Ahhhhh MESS.

Ugh, I thought Tara storyline was gonna pick up but sadly.. that Master/Slave ish is WACKNESS! And what's up with Pam's hair.. AHHHHHH MESSSSS! And didn't Eric tell Pam having a progeny (sp?) is an important job.. it's like having a child..?? Wasn't Pam listening? Ugh!

Poor Jessica..

Lawd, what is wrong with Hoyt.. Jessica must have some super snatch too cause homie is straight trippin'.

Was it bad that I didn't want to see Luna's doughter's face.. I want her to STAY a baby werewolf. She's so much cuter.

I like the werewolf grandmother.. it seems that something is bubbling under the surface with her.

Alcide's BODY!! That is ALL!!

I remember a co-worker telling me about Lilith.. basically she was supposed to be Adam's first wife..but she didn't want to do anything Adam wanted her to.. included "laying under him". She was like "Da hell!!" And Adam was whining to God that she's not an obedient wife, blah blah blah.. so Lilith left Adam and put a curse on all his male children (she hated men at this point, of course)
Also this is said to be the reason why Jews wear those little curly cues on the sides of their head, to try and mask that they are a man and not be cursed.

AR Gal said...

"I thought Bill couldn’t glamour Sookie? Was she faking? Their scene was heart felt. He was letting her go…Awww."

He can't but the other vamps didn't know that. That's why she cried in the car when she and Alcide left because that was the end of them.....for now anyway.

Ruby J is all that and a bag of chips.

I love Russell but I liked Roman too. I didn't expect for his character to meet the true death so soon!

I don't know the back-story as I haven't read the books BUT I do know that Lillith is supposed to be the mother of all vampires.

miasrightnow said...

Just to add to what PS I Love You wrote, in True Blood Lilith is supposed to be the Original Vampire, created in God's image and according to the Sanguinist Movement/Vampire Bible, Adam and Eve were created for her to feed on. That super special vial of blood that is in the chamber is supposedly Lilith's.

Supposedly there had been a cryptic HBO casting call for a character that very well might be Lilith so look for her as early as next week.

I can only imagine how bad ass Lilith is going to be... though it is going to be interesting to find out where the hell she's been for the last millenium (since supposedly she has been myth/legend/dead this whole time).

Because Lilith is going to be strong as shit, I don't know how anyone can defeat her... maybe the fae story will finally tie into something. I hate fairies because they are serious assholes, but they are going to need all the power in the world to fend off Lilith.

Other than that, this show needs to move it along. I felt like most of this week was filler. We all knew that Russel wasn't going to die, so all of that was just wasted time - and as soon as he killed Stabler, why didn't the rest of the vampire attack him all at once - unless there are more Sanguinists in the group, ie the Black vampire who killed everyone on the bus (which was just rude, poor Dougie - I did hope he would make it out alive). Bill and Eric should have jumped on Russel immediately to kill him. But yeah, Stabler was an idiot. Strongest vampire alive and he wanted to kill him with an iPhone. (Also, why didn't Stabler explode? He turned that weird gray ashy color...)

Still could not care less about the ifrit, still don't care about the fae, still don't have much interest in the Lafayette/Jesus story (aside from Lafayette's mama who is EVERYTHING), getting very bored with Tara and even Pam (who had always been my favorite character)...

The only storyline that I am remotely interested in is the people shooting shifters - they called Hoyt by name when he was trying to commit suicide by vampire and they pulled him into the van (wearing Obama masks, talking about "yes we can!" No, I cannot!).

Oh, and I knew it was werewolves that got Alcide. He was pulled down, then dragged off... a vampire would have just attacked right there. So I guess I am somewhat interested in him becoming the pack master. Somewhat. And who is that broad who offered to be his second? And I am 100% here for Emma as a wolf pup. I want her and she can play with Riley!!!

I've got more, but I've written too much and I got to do some work.

PS - Who told Salome that Russel was buried in concrete? I needs to know now!!!

Monique said...

I love my True Blood but this season has way too many storylines going on.

What is the deal with Nora? Something tells me that the Guardian's boo thing is up to something. Now with him dead, where does that leave everything? Well, looks like the Kang is back.

Sookie and Jason are always getting tangled up in something. Let's hope she decides what she's going to do.

Alcide as packmaster? I'd join his pack anyday!

I'm still not feeling Tara this season. I stay that every week.

Nae said...

LMAO @ Candyman's brother
Loved the glamouring scene...both Eric and Bill!
I'm digging Tara as a vamp but NOT Pam as her master >:(
Alfre Woodard as Ruby J = every.dayum.thang.
The KANG!!!!!!
I'm sure we have only seen the beginning of the Lilith storyline. Best epi this season :-0

Gorgeous_Puddin said...

@P.S.
I really noticed his BAWDY in that tight blue sweater and yes I appreciated it very much!

GIRL!!!!!!!! The Kang is about to wreak havoc!!

"Jesus loves the faggots" *DEAD* <--Lafayette’s mama was a straight FOOL!!!!!!!!!LOL!

I completely agree I thought Pam was about to act right...She looks a mess and she’s acting a mess.

Yes, Jessica seems so lost and she definitely must have that super snatch too! LOL!

I want her to STAY a baby werewolf. She's so much cuter. <-- Girl Hahahahahahahaha! I said the same thang what an unfortunate looking little girl!

I agree about the werewolf grandmother...but if they start another storyline I CAN’T!!!!

Alcide's BODY!! That is ALL!!<-- ALL .DAY. EVERYDAY.!! ANYTIME. ANYPLACE. and I don’t care whose around! LOL!

Thanks for the information. Wow, that is really biblical. I was thinking they were alluding to something from the Bible. I’m not sure how I feel about it.

@AR gal
Hey Lady!!
He can't but the other vamps didn't know that. That's why she cried in the car when she and Alcide left because that was the end of them.....for now anyway. <-- That’s what I thought. I also thought that’s why she was crying Thanks!

Ruby J is all that and a bag of chips. <-- THIS!!!!!!!!!

Roman/Stabler was pretty good. He is a very intimidating character and I’m sad to see him go too. I wonder if he’s going back to Law and Order.

This mother of all Vamps has me curious. I wonder what’s coming.

@mia
Just to add to what PS I Love You wrote, in True Blood Lilith is supposed to be the Original Vampire, created in God's image and according to the Sanguinist Movement/Vampire Bible, Adam and Eve were created for her to feed on. That super special vial of blood that is in the chamber is supposedly Lilith's.<--
Dang that breaks it down even further and OH LAWD!! I’m not ready!

Oh okay. A casting call Hmm... I wonder who they chose and if it's an unknown or a star.

Yeah the fairies are pretty strong. They could prove beneficial in a war since they rock with that hand fire power.

See, I really didn’t know about Russell. He could have just as easily died as Roman did. That was completely unexpected to me. His death was weird maybe it was because of his age or status. Weird nonetheless. I was so mad that Two-Toned Candy man killed Doug. He had been through enough. Stabler relying on an iPhone app was dumb, however it did seem like it had been sabotaged.

Yup!!! Lafayette’s mama!!

“Wearing Obama masks, talking about "yes we can!" No, I cannot!). <-- THIS!!!

I didn’t even think about the type of attack on Alcide. I just was scared for my boo! LOL!

And I am 100% here for Emma as a wolf pup. I want her and she can play with Riley!!! *Dead*

PS - Who told Salome that Russell was buried in concrete? I needs to know now!!<-- Good Question!

@Monique
Completely agree about too many storylines!

Right! I agree! There was some sabotage with that app. They all looked a tad suspicious! And Nora is a slut all that sexing she did...her loyalty was in question right then and there for me.

Alcide is just so FAHN!

Tara Ugh!

@Nae
You know he looks like Candyman! LOL!

Eric in the glamoring scene was HI-LARRY-OUS! Bill sad :(

Ruby J ALL DAY!!

O_o! Tara

Indeed THE KANG!!!